It’s the afternoon on a Wednesday, and the work week is dragging. Take a break and indulge in some buzzy news, must-see videos, and latest gossip, providing perfect fodder for when you run out of things to say to that girl you just introduced yourself to at the bar, or your boss in the elevator.

Adding to the great office lunch debate, the latest food for thought is that eating your turkey sandwich at your desk is ruining your life. [Fast Company]

Related: Here’s a blog that documents just how sad your desk lunch really is. [Sad Desk Lunch]

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have signed on to host the next two Golden Globe Awards, and here’s a list of ten reasons why they should host all coming award shows for forever. [Perez]

This week in ‘better versions of mediocre songs’: the String Theory cellists redo ‘Applause’ by Lady Gaga. [HuffPo]

Kim Kardashian’s ring from her engagement to Kris Humphries sold for $749,000 this week, because apparently you can put a price tag on failed marriage and regret. [Forbes]

Duck Face is out. Sparrow Face is in. [BuzzFeed]

According to BuzzFeed, this ‘Game of Thrones’ bad lip reading video is the best thing you’ll see all day. And who are you to argue with BuzzFeed?

‘Ja’mie King: Private School Girl,’ a spinoff of ‘Summer Heights High,’ is coming to a television near you. Here are the seven best quotes from her Sunday Style Profile. [Junkee]

Meet Quinoa, the imaginary hipster-kid who is the star of Tiffany Beveridge’s Pinterest parody account making fun of too-trendy children. When we met Quinoa’s friend Ridley for brunch, he was unhappy to learn that the bistro’s chicken nuggets were not free range. [22 Words]

Eighteen-foot-long fish exist and they exist in California. [BBC]

The official trailer for ‘Catching Fire’ is finally here:

An extremely addictive new drug, ‘krokodil,’ has made its way to the U.S., and it’s being touted as a ‘zombie drug that eats you from the inside-out.’ A major side-effect includes death. [CNN]

Sort of related: A new study finds that Oreos are as addictive as cocaine. Okay, but have Oreos ever ruined an actress’s career? I’m waiting for the study to come out that proves 99 percent of studies are pointless. [CBS]

Rihanna’s tweets have led to three arrests (so far) in Thailand, after she visited illegal and underground venues and then blabbed about it on the Internet. Not smooth, Rihanna. Not smooth. [The Guardian]

Here’s one such tweet:

Oh.

Happy Hump Day, kids. Anything we missed?

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