??@LaunchpadDillon: I just so badly want a Halloween tree to call my own.
Those are called “pumpkins.” Just FYI.

?@WMUR9: Reese’s, M&M’s top 2013 list of most popular Halloween candy ?http://on.wmur.com/1avoUeu 
Maybe it’s us, but we’re confused as to how this is (still) newsworthy.

?@JordanPeele: My Halloween costume is going to be Siri. I’m gonna have my friend do a couple of laps around a party with me on speaker phone.
This sounds like a really bad idea. If you’re not at the party, you don’t get the candy. #duh

?@greatideas: Whip up this caramel-butterscotch ?#pumpkin milkshake; go into glorious food coma. ?http://ow.ly/qecyJ  ?#halloween
We usually don’t do food comas until Thanksgiving, but we may have to make an exception.

??@GMA: There exists a ?#Halloween lobster and you can see it on display: ?http://abcn.ws/Hmro6o 
That’s way too cool for “perfect for Halloween brunch” jokes. This year. Next year, she’s fair game.

By Jess Huckins, Staff Writer

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