We all know that riding the Subway in Boston is almost always a shady affair. Trains rarely run on schedule, T stations are dreary and, of course, there’s the added threat that if you’re riding the Green Line it may derail.

Sure, there are sketchy people about too. But as is typically the case, if you don’t bother them, they won’t bother you. After all, the last thing you need to worry about after a stop-and-go commute to your job, a full day of work, and another nauseating commute home are obnoxious agitators with nothing better do to on a crowded subway car than wreak havoc.

Jezebel recently caught wind of such an occurrence by Stony Brook station along the Orange Line. A truly vile person made an innocent T rider upset in what’s one of the most repugnant cases I’ve been made aware of in quite some time.

Check out what’s arguably the best worst MBTA missed connection of all time. Best because of the author’s sheer knack for wordsmithing, worst because of what the author had to write about.

Jezebel was able to confirm that the incident actually happened Tuesday evening and was not the result of some weird sadistic fetish someone felt was best conveyed over Craigslist.

Writes Jezebel, “We have confirmation! All events leading up to the best missed connection of our time did indeed happen. To the dude involved: Go fuck yourself. To the woman who wrote this masterpiece: We salute you. To the woman who was targeted: The poster is right. This says way more about him than it does about you.”