As you likely already know, traffic in Boston is a bitch. Throw in an annual American celebration in honor of our country’s independence – or, more bluntly, a reason to shove a variety of grilled meats into our faces and chase them with frothy beers – and we have the makings for a bumper-to-bumper disaster.

Lucky for you, I know how to avoid most of it. So plan accordingly.

According to Boston Transportation Department, there will be a slew of road closures and parking restrictions. And while you’re always encouraged to ride the MBTA, because, let’s face it, that’ll prove to the most efficient mode of transportation despite the sure annoyances of an overly-inebriated patriot.

Here’s your complete list of Boston road closures and parking restrictions:

July 3 at 12Noon Until Completion of the Fireworks on July 4

  • Berkeley Street, from Beacon Street to Back Street
  • Clarendon Street, from Back Street to Beacon Street
  • Back Street, from Dartmouth Street to Mugar Way (Resident access will remain from Dartmouth Street)

July 4 at 4PM Until Completion of the Fireworks

  • Beacon Street, from Arlington Street to Massachusetts Avenue
  • Berkeley Street, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Dartmouth Street, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Fairfield Street, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Hereford Street, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Massachusetts Avenue, from Commonwealth Avenue to the City of Cambridge

 

PARKING RESTRICTIONS 

Tow Zone, No Stopping – Monday, June 30, through Friday, July 4

  •  Beacon Street, even side, from Berkeley Street to Clarendon Street

 

Tow Zone, No Stopping – Thursday, July 3 through Friday, July 4

  • Arlington Street, both sides, from Beacon Street to Commonwealth Avenue
  • Berkeley Street, both sides, from Marlborough Street to Back Street
  • Clarendon Street, both sides, from Marlborough Street to Back Street
  • Dartmouth Street, both sides, from Marlborough Street to Back Street
  • Exeter Street, both sides, from Marlborough Street to Back Street
  • Beacon Street, both sides, from Charles Street to Dartmouth Street
  • Back Street, both sides, from Dartmouth Street to David G. Mugar Way
  • Chestnut Street, both sides, from David G. Mugar Way to Brimmer Street
  • Mount Vernon Street, both sides, from David G Mugar Way to Brimmer Street
  • Pinckney Street, both sides, from David G. Mugar Way to Brimmer Street
  • Revere Street, both sides, from David G. Mugar Way to Charles Street

 

Tow Zone, No Stopping – Friday, July 4

  • Arlington Street, both sides, from Commonwealth Avenue to St. James Avenue
  • Beacon Street, both sides, from Dartmouth Street to Charlesgate East
  • Berkeley Street, both sides, from Back Street to Boylston Street
  • Clarendon Street, both sides, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Dartmouth Street, both sides, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Exeter Street, both sides, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Fairfield Street, both sides, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Gloucester Street, both sides, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Hereford Street, both sides, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Massachusetts Avenue, both sides, from Commonwealth Avenue to Back Street
  • Boylston Street, both sides, from Berkeley Street to Arlington Street

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