Much to the entire world’s disappointment, Robert Pattinson might have officially taken back Kristen Stewart, for real. Possibly.
The rumor mill is churning on overtime when it comes to the R Patz and K Stew saga. News surfaced on Tuesday that the two were officially reunited, but where are the photos to prove it? Nowhere! They haven’t been seen in public together since July. And over the weekend, photos showed up of Rob getting cozy in New York City with a blonde girl who isn’t Kristen Stewart. Wut! Whether they are getting back together (please, no Rob…don’t do it…why!!) or not, the best part of the whole mess was when Kristen admitted something to Marie Claire that was not at all shocking. “I’m a miserable c***,” Kristen said. “We can tell,” replied everyone else. She continued to complain more about not knowing what made her the happiest, blah, whatever.
Lindsay Lohan and mom Dina Lohan party until dawn together, it’s fine Are you saying you and your mom don’t hit the clubs till 7 am? That’s weird. Earlier this week, Lindsay and Dina had a night of spirited mother-daughter bonding together. Awe! Just never mind the blowout fight that led to the cops being called, a bloody leg, and a broken diamond bracelet. Or the phone conversation Lindsay had with her dad (which, naturally, was leaked to TMZ) during which she accused her mom of doing cocaine and also being ‘like the f***ing devil.’ But wait! A few days after the phone conversation leaked, TMZ interviewed Lindsay, who then said that her mom was not on cocaine but instead was an amazing woman. This time it’s her dad, Michael Lohan, who is dead to her. “Maybe he doesn’t want to be a dad…Yeah I’m done. I’m done,” Lindsay rambled. I guess only one parent can be dead to you at a time. Kind of like how you can only go to one parent’s house every other weekend after a divorce. Kind of.
Hollywood’s cutest couple, Doug Hutchinson and Courtney Stodden, were interviewed by E! News
Did I say cutest? I meant most appalling. Courtney, who is 18 but looks like a washed up 30-year-old, told E! that she sometimes calls her husband, who is 52, ‘dad.’ “I accidentally call him ‘dad’–you know, Doug-dad, same thing,” she actually said. To which Doug actually replied, “She can call me dad, I can say, ‘I’m raising my wife.’ It’s all in good humor.” …Someone needs to define a few key terms for these people. Start with ‘husband’ and ‘dad,’ but be sure to include ‘good humor.’ Also make sure to stay far, far away from your TV when their show, “Couples Therapy,” airs on VH1, unless you want it to ignite.
Nelly probably shouldn’t offer anyone rides wit him for a while
Nelly, who is coming out with a new single that features Chris Brown of all people, was busted at a Texas checkpoint when search dogs went wild over all the illegal things on his tour bus. Inside, police found a .45 pistol, 36 bags of heroin, and 10 pounds of weed. That’s casual. Where were they going, anyway? Nelly’s next tour date is scheduled in Dubai. Since the raid, Bryan Keith Jones, who was on the bus with seven other passengers including Nelly, confessed to being the one responsible for all of it. Nelly then released a professional statement that said “Neither I nor anyone else on the tour bus was aware of his decision to bring these on board,” along with a few less eloquent tweets that stated his disappointment in his friend and employee. “I’m not gone front I’m MAD as Hell about this sh#t!!2have some1 who works 4u n who u call a friend 4 ova 10years jeopardize ur life WTF?” Nelly tweeted. WTF is right; that’s messed up. In other news, Nelly turns 38 at the beginning of November. Weird!
