Hello. We’d like to welcome you back to our regularly scheduled investigative series, “The Top 10 #MBTA Tweets of the Week.” Due to historic amounts of snow, MBTA tweets – BostInno’s acclaimed feature segment, typically published 52 Friday’s a year – experienced severe delays and multiple cancelations the past two weeks.

“We apologize for the inconvenience, and understand readers’ frustration,” BostInno T tweets spokesperson Nate Boroyan typed, admittedly a little scared about pretending to quote T spokesperson Joe Pesaturo. “We’re happy we’re able to once again provide our loyal readers with the Top 10 #MBTA Tweets of the Week.”

This returning installment features a mix of surprisingly good-natured and expectedly miserable examples of 140-character-or-less prose, as well as a Pulitzer Prize-worthy Boston Globe photo. But kicking things off…

…Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Michael Dukakis, doing what the “Duke” did better than any other Massachusetts governor: ride the T, with supreme confidence.