The person who started this madness already confirmed that “The Dress” is in fact black and blue. But here at CNN, we move truth forward, by confirming the confirmed, triple-checking the double-checked, and always having our eyes in the sky watching every move llamas everywhere ma – pause.

I’m sorry. I got carried away. In all seriousness, no matter how much we all hate that dress, and the sorcery behind its existence, we were all captivated by it. So was some guy on the T Friday. And that’s what we call in the biz a “Boston tie.”

Also: If you say you don’t care or don’t read stories about enchanted black-blue-white-gold-both-maybe? dresses, than you are a liar.

Featured image via @VesaTormanen.