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Boston will be a property on the new anniversary edition of Monopoly, dubbed “Monopoly: Here and Now.”

What color, you ask?

Blue?!?!

Green?!?

Please not purple

Or light blue.

None of the above. Boston will be one of the three red properties on the new edition, which is due in stores next fall.

And (drum roll, please) Boston’s red neighbors are…

..Detroit and Milwaukee. Rock stars.

Here’s the complete layout of the new Monopoly Here & Now: U.S. Edition, in order from most to least expensive

Dark blue: Pierre, S.D..; Minneapolis

Green: New York; Virginia Beach, Va.; Los Angeles

Yellow: Chicago, Indianapolis. Charleston, S.C.

Red: Detroit, Boston, Milwaukee

Orange: Cleveland; Asheville, N.C..; Denver

Magenta: Atlanta, Little Rock, Seattle

Light blue: Portsmouth, N.H.; Charlotte, N.C., Dallas

Brown: Waconia, Minn.; Chesapeake, Va.

Sidebar: Remember when Americans voted to make the next Monopoly piece a cat? Also irritating.