We know. It’s Friday. If you’ve checked out of work, but don’t want your boss to catch you on PerezHilton.com, look no further for your celebrity gossip fix. Here’s the lowdown of what’s happening in Hollywood.

If you think Amanda Bynes is in trouble, she thinks you’re ugly. At least that’s how she’s been responding to those who have been speaking out in concern of her well-being, including Courtney Love, who told Amanda to “pull it together.” [HuffPo]

Reminder – this is Courtney Love:

In case you missed it, Amanda Bynes was arrested last week after allegedly throwing her bong out of her apartment window. Sounds like a skit for The Amanda Show. Amanda sure has been acting crazy lately, but -oh wait.

Never mind, then! [LA Times]

Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj are both leaving the judge’s panel on American Idol. Keep your fingers crossed that American Idol will leave American Idol soon, too. [VH1]

Philip Seymour Hoffman entered a detox center on the East Coast after realizing he needed to kick his prescription pill and heroine-snorting habits, and has left the facility after 10 days of treatment. [Hollywood Reporter]

Despite rumors of a breakup, Miley Cyrus tries to prove her and Liam Hemsworth are still engaged by Instagramming a picture of herself in a white wedding dress. That’s definitely proof…of a delusional dater, y’all. [NY Post]

The Church-and-State breakup song is here, starring Jane Lynch and Jordan Peele. The video is pretty great, but if anyone can sway the Catholic Church, I’m guessing it’s not going to be, you know, these two. Watch here.

Justin Bieber went clubbing with Carmelo Anthony, even though he’s only 19. He would have gotten in trouble, but he looked so adorable after he fell asleep before midnight that the club manager just let him be. [Perez Hilton]

Adam Levine said he hates America, and after America took offense, he tried to make things better by snidely quoting definitions like “lighthearted” and “humorless” in the dictionary. America hates that almost as much as America hates people who hate America, Adam. [People]

Divo (that’s a male diva) Johnny Depp has backed out of the big-screen version of Black Mass, the book based on gangster Whitey Bulger’s career, because the studio would only pay him $10 million instead of his usual $20 million. Lol, money. [Perez]

Happy 83rd birthday, Clint Eastwood. 

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