The good news is: black ice typically grows outdoors. Come to think of it, some fireplaces do, too. But, for the scope of this particular story, let’s focus on the traditional, less-disruptive indoor fireplaces.

And whaddaya know? We’ve lined up seven of the warmest-looking residential fireplaces we could find in Boston. More good news: The fireplaces featured below could be yours! All of them are currently listed on Gibson Sotherby’s – and everything must go.

So, readers, if you still can’t feel your face – if the strong gusts off the Atlantic burned your face so bad Tuesday morning that your tears weren’t allowed to fall – and you happen to have a couple million in mortgage-backed securities that your willing to leverage, feel free to put down an offer on one of these babies: It’s really the only way to ride out a tough stretch of winter weather.

297 Commonwealth Avenue, Unit #3 – Price: $4.75 million

For almost five million dollars, you deserve to have a palm tree plant next to the fireplace; the look and feel of a tropical vacation suite – in your New England abode.

130 Commonwealth Avenue – Price: $13.4 million

This. This is the Richard Gilmore special. Imagine: sitting in this room, stogie in hand, mulling over a year’s worth of Stars Hollow (edit: Boston) insurance policies, smiling – because you know nothing beats the smell of solid oak on a cold January day.

71 Hancock Street – Price: $3.9 million

Royal blue and suede is you; guests know it as soon as they enter this room. On cold days, when you light the fire, you warm your guests without drawing attention to the smoke and ash. Their minds – you know this – are fixated on the blue. So, so much blue.

314 Dartmouth Street – Price: $2.985 million

The fireplace, when it burns, reminds you of your greatness. You can stare at it for hours while the bitter winds blow. A mirror – not a television – sits above your fireplace. Because you don’t need to watch meteorologists tell you how to live your life; seeing your reflection, your greatness, serves as a reminder: you make the rules.

23 Eliot Street, Unit #2 – Price: $2.1 million

An entrepreneur’s dream. You understand the value of an open, collaborative workspace. You also know there’s value in natural lighting: it allows you to spend less on a small fireplace that doesn’t compromise the symmetry of your unit.

13 Park Street – Price: $1.099 million

Every time you take a seat in your awkwardly narrow chair, you remember those humble New England cottages you grew up in, before making your life on Park St. The bricks: metaphors for how you’ve built your legacy. The red drapes: things you just wanted to buy. You don’t need to light the fire because you’re always warm. Basically, this is just a really nice room.

141 Worcester Street, Unit #1 – Price: $1.199 million

Pull up a chair, sit at the bar and enjoy being home. Stare out your window, into the cold street. Let the fire warmly pat you on the back. You’ve earned this.

Photos via Gibson Sotherby’s International Realty