By the looks of it, when Millennium Tower’s luxury condos are occupant ready, Downtown Crossing’s most anticipated units will be perfect for hosting power broker dinner parties.

And while it’s highly unlikely Millennium Tower tenants will be required to stock bottles of Glenfiddich single malt scotch whiskey and at least two cartons of imported Cohibas, it’s implied that they will. Kidding. Probably.

Maybe.

Because a series of Millennium Tower renderings – which Curbed dropped on Wednesday – showcase dimly-lit rooms, a magnificent, Bond villain-esque dining room table, roaring fire places, and a whole lotta marble… Put it this way: Millennium Tower condos won’t be for made for hosting Super Bowl parties.

They’ll be made for negotiating deals to buy NFL teams that play in Super Bowls.

Example A: this luxurious dining room table.

This bathroom is a work of art. It’s unclear if people are expected to use it.

Where one reads The New Yorker in absolute silence.

Where aforementioned negotiations start.

Where aforementioned negotiations are settled – a junior Olympic lap pool.

A modest breakfast nook.

A complimentary, small – and comfortable-looking – parcel of land, occupants could conceivably sleep on.

An Endless Pool rival – not sold on TV.