Reese Witherspoon rarely ever makes headlines for much besides flaunting a hot-mom bikini bod on the beach, or showing up on a carpet wearing a sensible-but-sexy dress. Snooze. This weekend, however, Reese’s clean name was all over the celebrity gossip circuit after she and husband Jim Toth were pulled over early on Friday morning in Atlanta, Georgia, where she is working on the film “The Good Lie.”

Variety obtained the incident’s police report, in which the officer stated he stopped the vehicle because it was on the wrong side of the highway. While Toth was questioned for drunk driving, Reese was hanging out of the passenger’s side window, accusing the police officer as pretending to be a police officer. Nice try, lady.

The officer told her to “sit her butt down and be quiet,” and this apparently rubbed the Oscar-winning actress the wrong way.

“Do you know my name?” Reese (probably) slurred. The officer, unfazed by the old celebrity card, told her that he didn’t need to at the moment. “You’re about to find out who I am,” Reese went on to say, (probably) wagging her finger in an arbitrary direction. “You’re going to be on national news.” The police officer, who, turns out, was a real officer, told her that would be just fine.

Reese was right, he did make national news. Unsurprisingly, the story’s headlines that followed didn’t read “Rude & Probably Fake Police Officer Has Nerve to Pull Over Drunk Reese Witherspoon and Husband.”

The two were released from custody at 3:30 a.m. on Friday, after Toth blew a .139 and was arrested for driving under the influence, while Reese was arrested for disorderly conduct. Even if you’re a seasoned actress, you still can’t harass police officer, as many wayward celebs have learned before her. And don’t forget the rare artifact that is a Reese Witherspoon mugshot (above), which Perez Hilton calls “smug yet demure!” He’s right; Reese is a true inspiration for this season’s mugshot-chic.

Since the incident, Reese has issued an apology, saying she “clearly had one drink too many,” and is “deeply embarrassed” and “sorry” for her behavior, which is the high-profile equivalent of mass texting your friend circle “OMG, so wasted last nite, SRY!!”