Rob Gronkowski is one of the notable NFL characters of his time. That much was already established, even before the latest bizarre development: Gronkowski is the subject of a new fictional eBook titled “A Gronking to Remember: Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series.”

Probably the most ridiculous aspect to the story (other than the fact that this is apparently only “book one” in the series) is the fact that no Patriots fan is remotely surprised by the emergence of an erotica novel about the NFL MVP candidate. Given his history of shenanigans (albeit mostly harmless cases), Gronkowski seems like an almost inevitable choice for such a piece of work.

As for the writing itself, the work is predictably direct. Here’s part of the book’s description on Amazon:

Now normally-sheepish Leigh can’t stop thinking about it. She’d never given a second thought to football, but now the primal power of the Gronk Spike, and this raw monster of a man, Rob Gronkowski, is all that she wants, and she’ll stop at nothing until the romance of a lifetime is hers!

When you finally stop laughing hysterically, keep in mind that this is the “dull” aspect of the book. It gets far more descriptive, for anyone willing to pay the $2.51 to get the book on their Kindle.

Of course, don’t take our word for it. In six out of seven reviews on Amazon, “Gronking” received a full “five stars.”

And that’s all we have to say about that.

Image via Lacey Noonan on Amazon