Here’s a hint: I’m certainly not.

At least, not according to a survey conducted by the dating app, Lovoo. The experiment asked 2000 British men about their supposed “ideal woman.” And what they had to say probably won’t surprise you (that much). HowAboutWe summed up the study with some of these findings below. And for your viewing entertainment, we’ve put together “the perfect girl” check list – let us know if you (miraculously) made the cut. If not, good for you!

The perfect girl is a brunette who wears a 34C bra. She’s 5’5 and weighs 128 pounds…

but apparently she’s “careful about her diet.”

And (obviously) gets along well with her mother…

but is still “sexually adventurous!”

She’s natural looking (without all of the tattoos and makeup overload).

But she still wears tight skinny jeans…

And works as either a nurse or teacher.

Also, Game of Thrones is her jam.

So there you have it, folks. The perfect (and completely unrealistic) girl, all in one nutshell!

[h/t HowAboutWe]