Thought little Rudolph’s red nose was just old elves’ tales? Nope. According to Norwegian scientists, it’s probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory system. The poor guy. So next time you’re leaving carrots for Comet and Blitzen, better put out some tissues, too. (One sneeze and Santa’s entire game plan could be ruined.)

By Joanna Berliner, Editor

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