Growing up, we all remember buying that pack of generic Valentine’s Day cards from our local CVS. Each with a movie theme, zoo animal, or “Be Mine” logo stamped on the front. Don’t get me wrong – panda printed Valentine’s Day cards (yes, those were my go-to) are certainly safe. But as an adult, I say go big or go home.

Buy your special someone or not-so special someone a Valentine’s Day card that really say what you mean and how you feel about them – even if it’s not all sunshine and roses.

However, you may want to think twice before purchasing these cards – as some are a tad too weird to ever win a normal person’s affection. Not that you’d want that, anyway.