AMERICA – Today is a sad day, my friends. It’s officially set in that
there will no longer be any more new episodes of Breaking Bad. And if you
thought that was bad, when you flip on your television to watch Sunday Night
Football, you will also not be seeing Faith Hill singing the opening for the 5th
week in a row. Instead, you’ll be stuck having to watch the troll that is
Carrie Underwood (poor us, right?).

Photo Courtesy of Opinuns

This information has led to the closing of one of the worst murder cases we’ve seen since, well, insert-Aaron-Hernandez joke here (Too soon, Patriots fans?).  Sunday Nights have officially been pronounced dead.

Breaking Bad changed the game for television. The series popularity grew astronomically each and every year, especially on college campuses nationwide. I don’t want to ruin the ending of the show for all of you turds that live under and rock and haven’t seen it yet, so I’ll finish this paragraph by saying this: Walter White was one of the most dynamic characters television has ever seen, and he will be truly missed.

In order to commemorate his death, the Albuquerque Journal made an obituary for Mr. White, and you can see it here, thanks to those classy individuals over at TMZ. Rest in peace, Breaking Bad.

Moving on, I don’t know about y’all, but I’m slowly but surely losing Faith in Sunday Night Football (see what I did there?). Last year, at 45 years old, Faith was still rocking the SNF opening. Don’t get me wrong, Carrie Underwood is a total smoke show (see exhibit A), but Faith and SNF was a tradition unlike any other.

Exhibit A (Photo Courtesy of BroadwayWorld)

That’s like if Mad Men were to replace Don Draper with Frank Underwood
from House of Cards (stay with me, people). Kevin Spacey is a great actor, and
Frank Underwood is one hell of a character. But it just wouldn’t be the same
without Don.  All I’m saying is, if it
ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Faith had a good thing with SNF, and her departure
ultimately led to a death.

The twist of the knife in the back of Sunday night is the fact that the
Fall semester is heating up with midterms, and the days of relaxing on Sunday
are pretty much over. I speak for the masses of college students when I say
that Sunday in the early part of the semester was a day of rest and relaxation,
not from the previous week, but the weekend itself. Now, it’s when we all start
our homework at the last minute and pray to god our professors are easy
graders.

Sunday nights as we knew them are long, long gone. Rest in peace, dear
friend, for you shall forever be missed.

 – Adam W.

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